Journal of a Poker Pro

Someone shoot me in the face plz.
kthx.

I swear, ever since I made that post about being lucky, I have been on the worst downer of my poker career.

I humbly appeal to the poker Gods to forgive me for my insubordination. Please, I beg for mercy.

I share these histories from today with you, as I feel it will serve as a warning to those foolish enough as me to trifle with the Gods. These are not for the meek at heart:

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 9 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $118
BB: $68.55
UTG: $209.25
Hero (UTG+1): $215.25
MP1: $197
MP2: $289.05
MP3: $387.95
CO: $175.30
BTN: $99.30
Preflop: Hero is dealt (9 Players)

UTG folds, Hero raises to $8, 2 folds, MP3 raises to $22, 4 folds, Hero calls $14

Flop: ($47) (2 Players)

Hero bets $24, MP3 raises to $82, Hero raises all-in to $193.25, MP3 calls $111.25

Turn: ($433.50) (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($433.50) (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $433.50 ($3 Rake)

MP3 had (three of a kind, Aces) and WON (+$215.25)

Hero had (three of a kind, Sixes) and LOST (-$215.25)

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 7 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $275.60
BB: $426.70
UTG: $518.30
UTG+1: $56.40
Hero (MP): $371.70
CO: $394
BTN: $392

Preflop: Hero is dealt (7 Players)
UTG raises to $14, UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to $36, 4 folds, UTG raises to $108, Hero calls $72

Flop: ($222) (2 Players)

UTG bets $151, Hero raises all-in to $263.70, UTG calls $112.70

Turn: ($749.40) (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($749.40) (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $749.40 ($3 Rake)

UTG had (three of a kind, Kings) and WON (+$374.70)

Hero had and LOST (-$371.70)


I am ready to be saved.

*cliffnotes* i should have 1200 more dollaz than i do