Journal of a Poker Pro

So, June got off to a great start. I didn't play any poker today, but managed to win $650 or so. This is all from blackjack bonuses that I get every month. Basically I get $1600/year free to gamble. Sounds too good to be true, right? It's not. I've pulled thousands of dollars from it. But still no one believes me or takes me up on it. It's like I say "Hey, here's $1600 to gamble. You get to keep anything you win, and don't worry about giving me the $1600 back". And they're like "Oh no, that's OK". I don't get people sometimes. Whatever, I'll take the free moniez.